Found this funny email among my old mail. Credit to Steven for forwarding this to me. Back at work now and trying to adjust to the new environment. So far so good. Happy Birthday Vincent & Liming.

Woman on phone

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but
discovered that she was out of credit. She instructed her son to
use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who
was on-site.After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that
there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he
tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women!!!

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work ! and
upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a
tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the
cause of the commotion was.

The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him
when he called.

Junior said “The subscriber you have dialed is not available at
moment. Please try again later”…